Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
How can so many movies be “based on real events” when no one farts?
Always have faith and believe in yourself…well because..the rest of us think you’re an idiot!
Is the CEO of Kraft also known as The Big Cheese?
I love everyone these days... Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others, I`d love to punch in the face...
If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. Not the best idea a man ever had ;)
Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
Sometimes bigger is just heavier
Id explain it to you, but I don’t have any crayons with me.
Sorry I`m late. I had five cups of coffee and became convinced I could probably bend a fork with my mind, so I had to give it an honest try.
My girlfriend left me because I`m a legend ... Or to quote her, `Arrogant`.
I`m done with tucking in shirts. Too many people complaining I`m invading their "personal space." LOL
If I were the guy who made the Where`s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn`t there
"Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt? - You`re wondering now!!!"