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If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING!
French people give me the crepes.
I`m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You`re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what`s going on here.
If kidnapping is a federal offense, then why is marriage legal?
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
I love that moment when I`m cruising down the highway listening to country music and I suddenly realize "wait a minute I can change the station!"
You haven`t truly made it on YouTube until someone recognizes you in the unemployment line and asks for your autograph.
Walmartians: Nothing says `FML` like these curious abominations of the shopping world.
Being a Zombie doesn`t sound that bad. You don`t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
Apparently the ``All you can eat buffet`` isn`t a challenge ...
That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?
You know you`re drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on