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"You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels
When I see you in hell I`ll still ignore you
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow
I don`t want to be bothered with stupid $h!t today. What is stupid $h!t? Anything I don`t want to be bothered with.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
Flu (noun) - The only time when having used tissues laying next to your bed is socially acceptable.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
Ate too much salad yesterday so I`m going on an Oreos cleanse today.
wants to jump in a cab and yell "follow that car!"
I tried to login on my iPad. Turns out it was an etch-a-sketch and I don`t own an iPad. Also. I`m out of alcohol.
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
A dating site based on Netflix viewing compatibility.
As a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. Now as an adult, I love the dark because I’m terrified of the electricity bill.
I`ve often wondered: Who the heck is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?