Daily Silly Status

Who says nothing is impossible. I´ve been doing nothing for years.

Do trolls even live under bridges anymore? Or have they all relocated to the Internet?

It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.

The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.

Some people want to get in shape before they go to a gym. Which is the equivalent of losing weight so you can go on a diet

How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

If you think about it,, Batman was pretty lazy about naming all his stuff.

Every Chrysler commercial should begin with them apologizing for the PT Cruiser.

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there`s an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH"..

A homeless guy just asked me for money, and I almost gave it to him, but then I thought... he`s just going to use it for alcohol, and then I thought... That`s what I`m going to use it for.

I`ve decided that from now on I`m going to answer every question like a presidential candidate. It`s kind of fun... "Dean, what are you doing this weekend?" "That`s a great question -- and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should." "But what are you doing?" "What I`m g

I haven’t lived paycheck to paycheck since my last paycheck.

Wow, that Macy`s parade is crazy! The Kanye West float just cut off Snoopy and said Woodstock can fly better!

If zombies attack the world, everyone will run and hide. Except for us gamers, of course. We`ve been waiting for this all our lives!

wishes that more people would declare thumb wars these days. I`m sure that all this texting has prepared my thumb muscles for battle.