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I wanna see Mythbusters do the bible.
I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can Breakdance?
I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces
New Years Eve. It takes 24,367 bolts to put a car together and only 1 nut to spread it all over the road, please don`t drink and drive and become the nut
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
they say "money cant buy happiness" but money pays for my internet connection and my vodka so im thinking maybe "they" are wrong
I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.
If you`re not procrastinating just a little, you`re not doing Saturday right.
I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?
I`ll just admire you from afar.. Or 500ft. That`s what this paper says.
I just realised that sex is like air..its not important unless you are not getting any.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I`m very disappointed with all of you.
I wish karma would send me email notifications.
If only there was a way to voice a highly uneducated opinion to thousands of people on a regular basis