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AA meetings would be better if AA stood for Alcohol Afterwards
The older the Facebook post, the creepier your “like” becomes.
Crap, summer is here and I`m nowhere near in drinking shape yet.
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
Don`t tell me I look tired unless you`re offering to carry me
If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet.... LOL
Congrats on winning an argument with your woman...... Your prize is a night on the couch.
The grass is always greener over the septic tank
If your problem can`t be solved by me saying "damn" and nodding a lot, then you shouldn`t come to me for help.
Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!
Afraid my muffin top is desiring to become a pound cake.
Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.