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Maybe early risers just aren’t as awesome at sleeping as I am.
When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
While most people are becoming older and wiser, I´m becoming older and better at making stuff up as I go along.
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
Whoever figured out the `days of the month correspond with your knuckles` thing had too much time on their hands
yo fellas how did that "wow" comment you left on that girls facebook picture play out
Ghetto word of the day: "Bishop", My girlfriend fell down, So I picked that bishop.
Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store clerk asked to come back soon?
I`m surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y`all.
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
Rump roast is called rump roast because nobody would eat it if it was called cow`s ass
You have 600 friends on Facebook but you have to take your own picture of yourself for your profile photo.
Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride
It`s only a matter of time until "Security cameras of Wal-Mart" become a hit reality show.