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The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come to work
If you are having anxiety over something you`ve said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
I never owned a telescope, but it`s something that I`m thinking of looking into.
*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile ?
I`m watching Godzilla tonight.... His parents asked me to babysit
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don`t want to look at you.
I love the phrase "boobie trapped" I mean, who doesn`t like to be trapped by boobies????
To be honest, I´m just fishing for compliments tonight.
Research shows that when someone shouts "Oh no he didn`t!" he infact did.
My anger management class pisses me off
SEX! Now that I got your attention. I just wanted to say, "Have a great weekend!"