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They say a woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less.
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
I’m at Code 5 today. I don’t know. It’s something this lady in the coffee shop said and I liked it. So now I’m using it, too.
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
Wives are just security guards hellbent on denying you access to your happiness, and porn collection.
"I am upping my standards... so up yours!"
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix… Don’t drink and derive!
If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
The problem with today`s children is that today`s parents are idiots.
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
I believe in the silver rule of life: Do unto others then run!
The difference between your house smelling like delicious popcorn or burnt a$$ is around 24 seconds ..
I`m not perfect, but I`m the best me there is or ever will be.