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My neighbors complained about all the loud sex they are hearing from my house. So now I have to buy some headphones for my computer.
Just took an inventory of my body and it appears to be overstocked in all the wrong places.
People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
It`s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
Guacamole is my favorite food that looks like someone already ate it.
Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
Cats have tails so you can swing them around. Duh.
Have you ever wondered if Dora is smuggling drugs in her backpack?
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, does it really have calories?
NyQuil is great. I love the way it comes with it´s own shot glass
Maybe don`t show me a picture if you don`t want me to rate your baby.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?
A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.
"Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt? - You`re wondering now!!!"