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Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
Now that Microsoft`s Steve Ballmer has bought the Clippers, I wonder if he will release a new version every few years that we all hate.
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
When in darkness, pray. If you pray and nothing happens, I think it is the high time you paid your electricity bill.
I wish conversations were like user agreements, where I could skip to the end and just agree.
Home is where a man hangs his hat. Unless that man is wearing a sun visor. Then he probably dosent have a home or friends..
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The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
The Kids today just don`t appreciate the colors and flavors of Dial soap like I do
Cleavage is like the sun, you can look... But its dangerous to stare
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, Iām going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.