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It’s called “Karma” and it’s pronounced [hah hah fuhk yoo]!!
Sarcasm, I put that sh!t on everything
Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
When I`m sad, I sing...Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.
So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
"Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you`re from Long Island, New York
Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells "CODE RED, CODE RED" really loud then people scurry like mad.
So many fun things to say … too many relatives on Facebook to post!
There is no time to check time
I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks.
I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.
My 5 year plan is to watch Netflix. All of it.