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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf
This town has more white trash in it than a dumpster behind a paper plate factory
Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn’t made plans.
Until today, I thought American Horror Story was a book about marriage.
I can sum up my life in three words: “just browsing, thanks.”
With all the technology available now, you’d think they’d have found a way to grow apples without those little stickers.
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
I don`t have a drinking problem. If anything, I`m TOO good at it.
I didn’t get the job… heading home.. Good Bye Rome.. until we meet again.
Nothing good ever came from drinking things that are on fire.