Daily Silly Status

I will not be satisfied until I see a car with one woman sticker and twelve cat stickers.

Turning your signal light on once you`ve already changed lanes is just about as useful as offering to help the old lady across the street AFTER she`s already been hit by a school bus full of screaming children. Just sayin`

Anyone else see the irony in Disney World?.. You know, the fact that it`s a giant human trap, ...set by a mouse.

I’m classically trained in the art of Nintendo.

Music is best when it’s louder than I can think.

There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.

"What doesn`t kill you makes you smaller." -Super Mario

It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit

This "NORMAL" you speak of, doesn`t sound fun at all.

Half of me is a hopeless romantic. And the other half of me is, well, an asshole.

It may appear like I`m doing nothing, but i`m actively waiting for my problems to go away!!!

I was fighting with this guy over who`s lazier. I let him win.

Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs

Don`t EVER break a pinky promise. That sh!t is LEGIT.

I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.