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Have you heard about the new movie called constipation? It hasn`t come out yet.
Damn boy! Are you a slinky? Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom.
Don`t play stupid with me! I`m better at it.
Just googled "who gives a sh!t?" My name wasn`t in the search results.
Do not drink and drive.. because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault !!
"Just Be yourself" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks
I hope my last words aren’t “What does this thing do?”
I`ll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones
Pork is awesome, but it`s best when used as a verb.
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, never mind, you will know who you are soon enough.
You know a guy likes you when his pants give you a thumbs up ;)
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?
Nothing is truly lost until your mom can`t find it.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you`ll be really far away from me with your motivational nonsense.