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There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television set going.
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?
I scream, You scream, We all scream, Because grandpa forgot his hearing aids again.
There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego
I put a dollar in one of those change machines once. Nothing changed.
People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
When I win the lottery, the first thing I`m going to buy is a pot to piss in. I`ve always wanted one of those.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an I-pad
If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Why is it never opportunity that`s knocking? Instead, it`s usually cops with a warrant...
I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
"you failed just as much as your dads condom."