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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
If you stop at a yellow light I`m going to assume you have something illegal in your car.
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
I’m not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
Juvenile humor My friend David lost his ID. We just call him Dav now. Here`s your sign..................
I`ll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap.
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
I just wish the automatic paper towel dispensers were half as sensitive as the automatic flushers.
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
Calling out your ex`s name during sex is a nice way to show your current lover that you won`t forget them after you break up.