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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
I`m surprised more killers haven`t lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
Why do they call a grapefruit a grapefruit? I mean there is already a fruit called a grape!!
It’s not you. It’s me finally realizing that you’re terrible.
Facebook needs a "slap a b!tch button"
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
sex is like a joke, some get it some don`t.....
I don`t know about you....but I have thought about running away from home way more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
Firemen, Astronauts, and Doctors are the only people who actually followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
omg I just found out I`m allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
So how many pokes does it take before its considered a heavy petting?
My memory foam has amnesia