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The only time I want to hear about your baby is when you tell me it ain`t mine.
That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
I`m not saying not to trust the Internet, but there is an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I`ve won and the number of iPads I own.
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
Instead of “single” as a relationship option, it should read “independently owned and operated”
The only beachfront property I`ll ever be able to afford is a sandcastle.
Note to self: you never read these notes so stop writing them.
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Do Me: a favor. - Punctuation is important.
I’m so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones.
I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.