Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
Dear Graduates: Congratulations on making it through the easiest part of your life!
One minute without you feels like 60 seconds.
My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram.
Not All Of The `Goodbyes` Are Sad (eg. * Goodbye School * Goodbye Work)
Do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”?
I wonder if people that live in Hawaii have screensavers of bumper to bumper traffic?
Scientist Proved That There are more Than 124786534688644478 People Living In This world who are Too Lazy To Read The Above Number...!!!
Did Humpty Dumpty sue them motherf*ckers for making that wall so high?
One of us spends too much time on Facebook.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.
3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier`s face: Priceless!:D