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Women don`t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think.
Please don`t wear skinny jeans if you don`t have skinny genes.
I may not be the smartest guy in the world, or the richest guy in the world, or the best-looking guy in the world, but,....Oh,hell. Now I`m depressed.
Why am I single? Answer me. . . ANSWER ME YOU STUPID CATS!!!
is available for rebound sex.
The best thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?
What`s worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
exactly how long is a cotton picking minute.
Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider’s home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy…you just hoped nobody found out.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
So bored at work I can`t even think of something to goggle
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead!
You`re pretty cocky for someone with such a small ... vocabulary.