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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
So I was looking at my boyfriends facebook page and saw a ton of girls saying they love him. He`s obviously cheating on me. We are so over Zac Efron.
If a bra is called an `Over the shoulder bolder holder,` then would you call men`s underwear `Under the butt nut hut?`
Walmart: the only place on Earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life "what not to wear" episode.
Zombies only eat brains. You’re safe.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
My Ex updated her status to "standing on the edge of a cliff" So I "poked" her!
I`m available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts.
People who peel the entire banana before eating it must be the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom.
"Crazy" is just another name for "Someone who knows how to have fun"
Eww!!! Beer does NOT taste good on Cocoa Puffs! ..I`m switching back to my Fruit Loops! ;)
If it makes you feel better, don’t call it “Premature Ejaculation.” Call it “Speed Dating”
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.