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Do you want to know Victoria`s Secret? Their lingerie doesn`t look the same on your girlfriend as it does on their models..
There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
Why isn`t a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
The sun shouldn`t be allowed to come out until after your hangover.
Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I did last year.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
Social Media Awkwardness: When people "like" a relationship status of being single by your ex instead of yours.
Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100`s of strangers` mouths
Wouldn`t it be ironical to die in a living room?
You win some, you lose some, and if you`re lucky, you get some.
I don`t get why people find drunk text annoying
Fast way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? "It`s open."
I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.