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If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
Walmart killed the traveling circus.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
My New Year`s Resolution is to stop making late decisions.
I am a drinker ... Hear me pour
Is it just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message like looking directly into the sun?
I just encountered a spider bigger than my desire to be the man of the house.
I really want to talk to you about how I don`t want to talk to you.
That awkward moment when you take a bath in the middle of the day and don`t know whether to wear normal clothes or pajamas.
Being single is the worst sh!t ever. Being in a relationship is a close second.
I guess the teachers went back to school. The bar was nearly empty this morning.
I hate people who take drugs ... Customs for example.
Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
My "Kiss me, I`m Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.