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People will do odd things to get even.
My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
The hardest part of the job interview is knowing the best moment to lean in for the kiss.
One day we the women will rap the men lets see how they like it!
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it`s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
Never hire an Electrician with no eyebrows
Then there was the ex-cop who started his own landscaping business. He called it Lawn Order.
Being alone with my thoughts can be quite boring unless alcohol is involved
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...
In honor of this years` Super Bowl participants respective States of residence, they`ve changed kickoff to 4:20 Eastern Standard time.
Whenever you`re powerless, remember: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant.
Sorry, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours