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If I don`t make at least one person scream, "WTF" then my day is not done yet.
Summer vacation: Where you drink triple, see double and act single.
You poor thing. You don`t even realize you`re batsh!t crazy, do you?
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
That`s a lot of selfies for someone that claims to be emotionally stable
Just when I think my confidence couldn`t be shakier, some shitty website tells me I have a "Weak Password"
I`m at my most likable before you get to know me.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Nothing makes me more nervous than getting FB msg saying, “You’ve been tagged in a photo” after a crazy weekend.
I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Ugh, I forgot to go to the gym today. That`s 9 years in a row now...
I love watching women`s beach volleyball. There have been two wrist injuries so far, but I should be ok by next week.