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“Let me rephrase this question so I can get pissed off at you all over again.” - WOMEN
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won`t be able to see.
You know what’s funnier than watching someone trip and fall? Absolutely nothing!
Yeah, I was dropped as a baby. Into a pool of sheer awesome.
I`m glad it`s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
If there`s one thing I`ve learned hiking, it`s the early bird gets the face full of spider webs
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
I was planning on doing something today, but I haven`t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
Today is National animals day, please take a moment to remember your ex :p:p:p.
This ramen noodle and vienna sausage dinner taste exactly like I made the wrong career choice :(
Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra
I woke up early this morning with the strange desire to get up and exercise. Fortunately I rolled over and closed my eyes really tight and the feeling went away.
My friend thinks he`s so smart. He said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.