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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
If your Facebook post requires me to hit “continue…” get a diary.
I sent one of those swabs off for DNA sampling. Apparently, I`m 50% Crest, 25% Denture fixative, 13% kebab, and 12% Rum.
I would like to wish all of the groundhogs a very safe and happy Groundhogs Day.
Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
It`s hard to trust humans; even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
make little things count. teach midgets math.
My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I`ve never been more scared of a drink in all my life.
"That was supposed to be a compliment." -Men
I`m getting sick of these porn sites listing my videos as "amateur".
It`s funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my
Her profile said she was a stone cold freak. Turns out she was just a wrestling fan with bad capitalization skills. :(
What`s wrong with having your mind in the gutter all the time?! If it weren`t for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!!!