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How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
I don`t care how much you like the soap. Never leave a public restroom smelling your fingers.
Happy Elastic Waistband Day
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
Anyone know how to get a red wine stain off a baby? asking for a friend
I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
Check this one out.........1
Has anybody seen my keys? they`re awesome.
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
Instead of LOL, try SALTS ( smiled a little, then stopped)
I have two words for this week. BEER ME!!!
People say that I have no idea what hard work is. That`s not true! I know exactly what it is... How do you think I avoid it so easily?