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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
Just changed my dating profile headline to: “Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives” …crossing my fingers.
Your secret is safe with me as long as it`s boring.
The police never think its as funny as I do.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn`t for any religious reasons. They couldn`t find three wise men and a virgin.
Pokémon means a totally different thing if your stuck in a Jamaican prison.
It`s bigger on the inside..said no woman, ever!
Peanut butter sandwiches taste better when cut in half diagonally...........Listen,, I don`t make the rules people.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago.
Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!