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As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
I’ve robbed banks before and they’re never getting their pens back.
When choosing a ring tone, always ask yourself, "How embarrassed will I be when this rings in public?"
I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
If I had a mood ring on today, it`d be flashing like a disco ball!
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
How will you survive a zombie apocalypse if you scream & run when you see a spider?
Sometimes you can just tell it`s going to be a "Does not play well with others" kind of day.
If you want to set up a company and run it then that`s your business.
Morning comes in 3 sizes: 1) Early. 2) Too early. 3) Way too early
Once you get past my charm, good looks, intelligence and my sense of humor, I think it’s my modesty that stands out.
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
Here`s a crazy trick to avoid looking fat in pictures: Lose weight.
Not a day goes by when I don`t try to use The Force.