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Silence is Golden, except when coming from children… Then you’d better go check to see what’s broken.
My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they`re transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.
Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, “Close Enough.”
This is a private status. Please don`t tell anyone about it.
Oh well, this time isn`t going to procrastinate itself.
If you`ve lost your appetite today, I think I have it.
You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Forget resolutions, Imma just say from now on... TGIS "Thank God I Survived" ! :)
I know exactly how a bomb technician feels when I try to open a cup of cherry mixed fruit without the juice spraying out.
I`m sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don`t really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
The text message is the new greeting card, but without any hope that there will be money inside.
"Huh?" (my thought for the day)