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If abortion is murder then are condoms kidnapping?
I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
sometimes i look at people and think really, thats the sperm that won.
If airports are so safe, why are the buildings called Terminal
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can`t remember the lyrics.
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
Man what a day. I pulled my groin...for like 20 minutes.
I’m the king of balancing more trash on top of an already full trash can.
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I can bench 250 lbs. And by that, I mean, I can sit myself down on a bench in a local park.
exercise........you mean extra fries
Why,does facebook want to make the likes one gets on their status like a story,like:peter and 500 others like this,click and see james and 499 others like this............
I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)