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Got in touch with my inner self this morning. That`s the LAST time I buy single ply toilet paper.
I don`t care about your status...
Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
We live in the era of smartphones & stupid people
Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears.
I asked my girlfriend if she was ok with me buying her a ring. She said "nothing would make me happier!" So I got her nothing.
The thing about smart mother f*ckers is... They sound like crazy mother f*ckers to dumb mother f*ckers!
Yes, I realize I’m leaving early. But don’t forget, I also came in late.
I grew up for this?
I think it`s really strange how some people talk to their animals, give them personalities and make up voices for them. My dog, Benjamin, agrees with me.
That sounds fried. I`ll take it.
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.
roses are red violets are blue da shit in my back yard looks jus like you