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It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
Life is too short to be angry and hold grudges. Just slap them in the face and move on!
Life lesson: you never have to feel ashamed of anything you buy as long as you buy a birthday card at the same time
According to the squirrel riding a unicycle in my kitchen, I may have taken too much sleep medication.......
Dude, I can`t post AND know when the light turns green. I`m pretty, not magical.
Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say “Give me the dumbest thing you can think of.”
Ever met a boring and stable girl who was good in bed? Exactly.
I used to care ... but I take a pill for that now.
Peanut butter sandwiches taste better when cut in half diagonally...........Listen,, I don`t make the rules people.
Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
It`s not that people use only 10% of their brains, it`s that only 10% of people use their brains.
I`m not saying your cat doesn`t care about you, I`m saying if Lassie was a cat, Timmy would still be in that well.
What`s cardio, and can I eat it?
If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits...