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Much to my daughters horror, I just sang along to Ace of Base`s “The Sign” at full volume in a van full of her friends. Being a dad is fun!
We live in the era of smartphones & stupid people
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
I am addicted to Cold Turkey. Not sure how I will ever quit that one.
The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
Hope you don`t mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
If you love someone, let them go, if they don`t come back..... Set them on fire *evil grin*
For my next trick, I’ll turn this 12 pack of beer into drunk dialing/texting.
This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be.
It`s not my official job but basically all I do is piss people off.
Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I`m guessing it`s because the other fifty percent can`t afford lawyers.
The weather is so nice. I think I’ll go outside and watch other people run.
Whoever said paper beats rock is an idiot. Next time that happens, I`m gonna throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.