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It should be standard for wedding invitations to state if there will be an open bar or not.
Anything is possible when you have no clue what you`re talking about
When life gets you down, just remember: It’s never too early or too late for a nap.
I can`t be trusted with your alphabet magnets.
500 + friends... and not one of you saw where I put the remote?
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
Regardless of how much time you think you waste, just know that someone created a very detailed Wikipedia page for Grumpy Cat.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “well that’s not going to happen.”
Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day.
I am as lazy as the guy who designed the Japanses Flag
Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
I party like a rockstar. A very poor rockstar who isn`t in a band.
Never go on a blind date with a friend! She was so big when i took her home she went to my backyard and started grazing.
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy