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I`m more confused than a valet parking attendant at a Mary Kay convention.
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. "Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you."
You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
If I’ve learned anything in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you`re better off staying home with no pants on.
I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
I`m not funny, I`m just kidding u
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
What ? Who ? Exactly my point. Now move along and go read something else. Nosey !!
Designated Driver is just a nicer way of saying, you can come with us, but nobody wants to deal with your drunk a$$.
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
Sometimes you just see a post and think, "Yup it`s your own fault."