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In my most recent survey,,, four out of five women talked crap about the fifth one whenever she was out of earshot.
Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
Please don`t hastag out loud...
Do u ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they arent talking?
My car said "low on fuel"..I replied "low on cash"..I`m still waiting for a reply..
If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
Rick Ross be rapping about cars he can`t even fit in.
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask..!
I am really glad the shutdown is over. I`ll tell you something, it was very lonely being the only nonessential employee who was working.
I just slid off the couch and lay on the floor for a while and eventually sat up without using my hands, is that a yoga class?
“Is it food time yet?” = The summarization of most of my thoughts.
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.