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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
I don`t have the blood alcohol level to deal with you
I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
I`m thinkin` Dodgeball........... but with random people..........who don`t know they are playing.............
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
I had to explain the Goonies today... so I`m feeling super old and bitter.
Use Angie`s List if you want a plumber to come over. Use Craigslist if you want that plumber to come over with no pants.
I just ate a Cheeto that melted perfectly in my mouth! It was Awesome! ....Until I realised that was the highlight of my day.
You don`t know true competition until you`re one of the last two people in musical chairs.
You`re not unlucky. Bad things happen to you because you`re a dumba$$.
I hate it when I open Facebook and miss a week of work.
You had me at 0 mutual friends