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A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
It hurts when you goto unfriend someone only to discover they beat you to it
We`re all just nudists in disguise.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it`s a shame they`ll never meet
I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
My neighbor just spent $237.43 at the vet, that`s $1,662.01 in dog dollars.
I hate Cheetos stains on my peignoir.........
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
Ever update an app and realize the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That`s what going back to an ex is like.
I`m "got my sexual education from a 2 Live Crew cassette tape" years old.
Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?
? Single ? Taken ? Depends on who`s asking.
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
I like my coffee like I like my men: caffeinated, made of beans, muscular, tousled hair, you know what, I don`t really know how to do this..