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I`m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
With all the technology these days, you`d think they would come up with an Online Gym where losing weight would be a click away
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
Having kids is like being at a press conference: "No, you can`t put the dog in the washer - next question." "No, you can`t really fly -next"
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
There should be an energy drink named 6 AM child
thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
Everything I know about women, I learned from the Wizard of Oz. For example: If a woman sees a pair of shoes she wants, she`ll drop a house on the bitch to get them.
Don`t forget to get your hurricane glasses before looking at it.
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
I think Facebook now comes under the housework category.