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A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
How did human beings express empathy before the phrase "that sucks" was coined?
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and hardcore pornography.
The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
All I heard was, " I swear it`ll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
Make fun of George Bush all you want, but he would have found a way to bomb North Korea before they shut down Hollywood.
Checked my bank balance at the ATM and was happy to see I had 707 dollars in it until I realized I was holding the receipt upside down and it said LOL instead.
I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
The only person that can procrastinate more than me hasn`t even been born yet.
I noticed tonight that I was the hottest cashier at the self checkout line.
Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
I could actually watch golf on TV if Land Mines were involved.