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If you think you aren`t creative, buy a gym membership and see how many excuses you find not to use it.
If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
Sorry for nicking your car w/my door, but you didn`t leave much room. It`s small, but I circled it with my key so you could find it.
WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling
Any time you feel lonely, remember, its your fault nobody likes you.
I like long walks on the beach and drives through Taco Bells drive-thru.
I wonder when people without cars pick their noses…
For once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my p@nis is.
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it.
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he`s fired!!