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I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
Money can buy imitation happiness. Iām cool with that.
Today I am thankful for dirty text messages, stripclubs, and Jack Daniels
The only reason they make yellow starbursts is for when someone asks you if they can have one of your starbursts.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other,it`s given me another reason to stare.
I always push when I should pull. I have doorlexia.
If Crunch Berries aren`t considered fresh fruit I don`t think this diet is going to work out.
I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
I look at you and think "why has no-one hit you with a shovel yet?"
Mac & Cheese doesn`t contain many vitamins, so it`s important you always eat a bunch of it.
Sometimes I meet people and feel sorry for their dog.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say "I haven`t the slightest idea as to where my life is headed"
facebook is the only book we read everyday.
A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.