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Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
I`ve been told that I never take responsibility for anything, and it`s all your fault.
thinks that drinking beer is the second-most satisfying thing a guy can do for himself with one hand.
When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than a dinner for two.
Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you´ve had?
drink beer ?? save water
You can call someone who makes prosthetics a professional body builder
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
I like to go to a strangers house tell them you used to live there and that your grandfather hid money somewhere in the house and just leave.
Baby.. I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?