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Delete cookies? Why on Earth would I want to do that?! I LOVE COOKIES
A wise man, will often say nothing
I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
Kids today don`t know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.
Guys i did not copy or edit this status of mine.Please believe this is my own idea!
Just got a new phone. Pretty pissed all my contacts were not lost.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
I really like my new electric toothbrush, even though sometimes, I still break out the acoustic.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who can`t take care of himself.
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.
I’m off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones.
I`m not perfect. But I am better than you.
My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed.
my husband of 10 years still goes mad when I use his toothbrush, if anyone knows a better way to get dog poo off shoes, im all ears
I will literally spend $20 on food but won’t buy a $20 shirt.