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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Why are you showing me pictures of your kid if you have a dog?
The gym is like church to some people. No matter what they do all week, they think they can erase it with one visit.
Orange Hi-C counts as a serving of fruit, right?
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don`t have to be nice anymore.
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
The pizza guy just said "see u tomorrow" ...
You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
Condoms prevent minivans.
When you "pretend speak" to someone in the background while ordering takeout so that the restaurant doesn`t judge your big order for one.
All who post weather maps on FB. You know we have the internet too, right??
I´m not cheap, but I am on special this weekend. ;)
Is food porn star a thing yet??
So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn`t believe that life gave me that lemon.
Alcohol – The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance “medicine.”