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Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
I hate that I have to put on clothes to participate in society.
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
Some people see a glass as half empty. Some see a glass as half full. Most need to get a life & do something besides stare at glasses.
You can`t always control who walks in to your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I`m home alone and my power goes out.
It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
Why would I dance like nobody`s watching? People need to see this.
I`m no expert, but I`m pretty sure a lot of economic problems could be solved by extending the McDonald`s breakfast menu back out to 11am.
I`m sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race.
Pizza is like sex, when it is good it`s very good, When it`s bad...it`s still pretty good.
My version of Heaven would be filled with all the things I`d probably go to hell for.