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I`ve been building my own particle accelerator. Plan to create a boson particle. Explore the mysteries.....you know what? This is a lot of work. Think I`m just going to have a beer and play Call of Duty.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I`d like to read a prescription bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness."
Just about the time I started to give a crap, my attitude became constipated......
Someone’s going to ruin things; it might as well be me.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
i wonder if fish get thirsty .
Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think "Wow, these are Awesome!"
I put the hot in psychotic.
If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it.
Baby.. I wanna be the reason you need therapy.
I’ve found that I can usually judge how hot a woman is by how many times my girlfriend calls her a whore.
If by a blow job you mean blowing everything out of proportion then yes I totally rock at blow jobs.
Spoiler Alert: Ladies, if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear, it has a Camera in it.