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Marco Polo must really hate sitting near a swimming pool.
There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
Girls here`s how to tell if a guy wants you for sex - 1: He does
I love Alfredo sauce ... Unless you`re a dude named Alfredo.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. Except for bodily functions...Hopefully you can control THEM. :/
Relationship status – table for one but drinks for two.
"This is so wrong," I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
Judging by the way some women wear makeup it`s rather obvious they didn`t excel at coloring as a kid ...
2015 and I still can`t believe it`s not butter!