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A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
Ya Know, if I was Jessie`s Girl. I would of dumped Jessie for Rick Springfield!!
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do
is in that awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon.
It’s almost 2015, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
Why is it that when you work very hard, you say you are working like a dog? Every dog I`ve ever known is lazy and sleeps 16 hours a day.
Why is the jolly Green giant so damn jolly
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
I`ve never watched CSI because I learned everything I need to know about solving crimes from watching Scooby Doo
Really disappointed to find out after laser eye surgery I am unable to burn down buildings
I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
A stress ball, made of concrete, and to throw at the person who`s stressing you out.
I`d explain it to you again but I`m fresh out of crayons and puppets
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?