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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
I hate hanging out with MC Hammer, he never let`s me touch anything.
I`d gladly eat raw eggs before my workout provided those eggs were inside brownie batter.
I used to drink a lot in the 80s. Then I realized, who cares what the temperature is?
"Rear facing, pedal activated photon cannon" sounds much more badass than "brake lights"
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
I`ve started to make a fresh start in 2015, so if I owe you money, too bad.
Long time ago I used to be young and handsome.. Today? Just handsome
If a door closes in your life...kick that f*cking thing open and continue to pursue your dreams.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Do Hostess employees have Snowball fights?
If Facebook has taught us anything, it`s that a lot of people are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.
Teacher:If I had 2 oranges in my left hand and 2 mangoes in my right hand, what would I have?? Student:Big hands!!
First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.